Congrats bloggers welcome to the Green Apple Blog. Today is not National Boss Day as it’s celebrated on October 17th. However here at the Green Apple blog we could all relax a little bit and vent out. Actually this is going to be our extra scientific zombie-free place where everyone is required to insult their Boss. Please simply get a pen and a white piece of paper and start writing. Get very specific and try to be very detail-oriented when describing why your current Boss is a B****. In a numbered format simply list all the times when he/she treated you unfairly. Then on another piece of paper list how many times actually your boss remembered your name, birthday or your dog’s name. None. I’m pretty sure they don’t. Nowadays corporate bosses are expected to be highly rude they are always unapologetic, cynical and overall the biggest “A******S” ever. When hiring they simply expect you to know everything or to have done more than anything in the past and then once hired well then simply to give up your life whatsoever. If you have ever entered into a corporate office you would know what I’m talking about. The office slang in the kitchen is another blog topic however it usually goes around the topic of bad weather outside and well let’s just mention today nothing else than the weather. Usually bosses like only their coffee makers, big coffee mugs or those big leather chairs and then at night I’m pretty sure they have nightmares over those same issues. They would really like your warm personality only if you only talk about the printer or if they see you to rearrange some old boxes in the printing room. Nowadays it’s obvious that corporate office environment really sucks. Don’t forget that in the corporate world there’s only one supreme God – “$”(Well you guessed it folks it is the Gold Dollar). As well as there is only one philosophy to be remembered at all times – The Profit Philosophy. If you engrave this on your bed-frame it will always help you get up early in the morning. As I have incurred some nightmares at night lately over the fact that I would simply forget the Company values and manifesto on the next day or the fact that my extracurricular activities (golf, tennis, ice-fishing)are not currently very popular and they are not going to impress my future boss then I simply wake up in the middle of the night and I know that simply I had enough for lifetime. Well I know that many students also have those same nightmares so that is why I created The Green Apple blog just to help you navigate through the maze. Always stay positive. Dream Big. Never give up on your dreams. Although at times it may seems overwhelming the following scenario will definitely help you before you jump into the corporate world. After brainstorming one evening over the simple question: “How to be successful in life?” afterwards I have decided to re-design my resume. On my future resume I would like to put only my short name in CAPS at the middle of the page – Mr. “$”. So I was born simply as Mr. Dollar. That’s my name. Then I shake hands firmly with my future employer and I simply introduce myself. “Hello I’m Mr. Dollar. Nice to meet you. Oh I get it you must be Mr. Profit right? That is lovely. I really think we could both make a great team”. Then I see that for the first time Mr. Profit is smiling at me and that he is genuinely HappyJ) As Mr. Profit has decided to hire me on the spot only by taking one quick glance at my resume I really felt ecstatic. Finally I’m hired. Without any effort I made it big time at the Big Apple. For more blog posts please subscribe to our new office blog where it is allowed to vent out about anything. Once again Big Thank you for reading The Green Apple Blogg
